It's sheer lunacy. Not a part of the Professor Muggle series. Death offered him a new life in a new world. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick. [Cackling laugh.] Synopsis: In third year, Dumbledore gets an crazy idea: give each other compliments, otherwise you get stuck together, whether you like it or not, until the charm he has cast wears off at the end of the day. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. If you can overlook that, you're golden. While it's not that hard to skip everything but Snape making snarky comments at the book, the "outside" plot gets its. No, he doesn't even think about it! His girlfriend dumped him for another man, his best friends abandoned him, and the public hated him. Three years after the Battle of Hogwarts magical Britain is in a mess. Chaos and. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is... and it's far from the only one. "Won't take but a mo and I'll heal you up good as new right after.". "So when does Lord Pretanoi get here? Comments: Written before Books 6 and 7, so who's alive and who's dead are kind of different, though the author nails the fact that. "Harry, I'm sorry, my boy, but I'm afraid I'm too old for this." I apologize. I own nothing of Harry Potter and make no money from this story. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. I'm in charge of everything. Harry adjusted his glasses. Just to give everyone an idea... Wade Wilson. Feel free to add a fanfic of your own to the list, but remember to use the template found here.. You can also add to the current recommendations if you want. Harry shook his head. Synopsis: Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list. While being devastatingly funny, of course. "I mean...yeah. Whether she's the Ice Queen of Slytherin, an heir to the family fortune, or just a regular teenager, Daphne Greengrass is . 4. Comments: The Marauders, Lily, Frank, Alice and Hestia all play a Game of Truth or Dare with hilarious dares. Harry motioned to a chair. And I just have to post my favourite quote too: Update: There are now five chapters, seriously, if you're a Harry/Luna shipper, you've got no excuse not to read this. You said Lord Pretanoi was seneschal. Reprinted with permission by Red Hippogriff Publishing, London. Funny parts include Harry stealing the Sorting Hat, Quirrell sneaking the troll in after the feast, the reveal of Harry's Animagus form and more. Summary: LV/HP Kiddnapped as a baby, Harry Potter is raised oblivious under Dagnar Lystad's powerful regime in Norway. "I'm assuming there are rules for this sort of thing? Good for a laugh, but don't read this looking for something engaging. A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him. "...Lord Pretanoi is the title bestowed by the ancient Greek magicians to the seneschal of ancient Britain, a title even older than the Muggle monarchy. Fem!Harry. Can Harry and his wives do what fate has for them . He took a bite of the stew and made a face; too much salt. ", "Nope, that's me." Synopsis'': Several microfictions based on bad summaries of other fanfics. That is all. Harry Potter is Lord Peverell (48) Master of Death Harry Potter (17) Albus Dumbledore Bashing (15) Harry Potter is Lord Potter (15) Time Travel (13) Dark Harry Potter (10) Manipulative Albus Dumbledore (8) Slow Burn (7) Slytherin Harry Potter (7) Harry Potter is Lord Black (7) Other tags to exclude More Options Crossovers. Characters include "Baritt Obamney", and "Sevmus Lupnape". Remember what I said earlier? Must remember to shave, Kreacher remembers. Synopsis: Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. Harry's own brief obsession with the Hallows was motivated not by fear, but by a desire to bring back and protect the people he loved. Recommended by: ParkourPaisho, GamesOfTheVideo, Y.S. Apparently he had only been using a tenth of what he could have, and even with that he had been living quite well. What's going on?" Did you just say you were making me Lady Granger? Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence . Recommended by: Foxy_Boxes, Lilyjayneivory. This is . Harry ignored Neville's chuckle. Neville shook his head in disbelief. Linkffn(11525673) A one shot that inspired linkffn(4040192) (Harry Potter and the girl that lived.) Harry Potter and Vampire Knight Female Harry Potter aka Yuki Kuran. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. A REESE WITHERSPOON x HELLO SUNSHINE BOOK CLUB YA PICK An Instant #1 New York Times Bestseller Soon to be adapted at Netflix for TV with President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama's production company, Higher Ground. “One of this year's ... Even when I signed with Chudley, mostly to make Ron happy, it was a fiasco. Specifically the descendants of the noble houses. Synopsis: Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Has my 'little friend' healed enough? Synopsis: In which Lily Potter is not quite a normal little girl. This is all mental, Harry." In his vaults at Gringotts emerges a forgotten Betrothal Contract written by Harry's grandfather binding Harry to Lucas Bourcier, an older man from a prominent french family. CaellachTigerEye: YMMV. He plays Voldemort, Dumbledore, fool ministery as his pawns. Comments: Very nutty and whimsical. He ran from it as Harry did not. by nextgen_mod, Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! Interview with Professor Snickfang, Gringotts Historian and Professor of Non-Wizarding History, Hogwarts. Ron looked around. There are a few poignant moments spread throughout. That said, this is one of my favorites. She waved him off before he could comment. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. It's too bad it never received the green-light for a series. The problem, of course, is once you have a tiger by the tail, what do you do then? someone who barely knows the meaning of the word. They had gone over his inheritance not only from the Potters and the Blacks but also what he stood to claim as Lord Pretanoi and it was staggering. "...our records indicate that you are, forgive my impertinence my Lord, you are Lord Pretanoi." Ten years later his innocence is proven. Ignores book 6 & 7. Hermione Granger stood up and brandished a gardening trowel at the goblin. Euphemia Potter, Countess Dowager of Stinchcombe (née Braithewaite; born 20 Feb, 1885) was a pure-blood witch, born as the daughter of Arnold Braithewaite and his wife Arabella. Taken from A History of Magical Post-War Britain, Chelsey Saxet author. Filling stew, Kreacher makes it, he does. Harry went over to the wizard who he noticed was wearing Healer's robes, gave him his left and and shortly thereafter felt a very small prick in his ringfinger. Comments: It's mostly silly fun, with a slightly loopy Dumbledore and a sarcastic but well-meaning Snape. Starting off with the "Vernon is more evil than Voldemort" cliche. "How's he taking it? Love Story George Weasley Harry Potter Fanfiction Harry Potter Fanfic If Only The Alchemist The Malfoy Girl Sprintingfox Sprinting Fox Not A Flower. He looked over to Splenkshank and motioned for him to look over the parchment and when the goblin nodded they both looked at Harry with a different eye. Synopsis: McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. ", "Well he just woke up from a coma six months ago, his restrictions are lifted soon, right? Synopsis: Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. In very clipped and official tones the witch told Harry that blood was needed to activate the magic the goblins used, but only a drop or two, less than a shaving accident. Features guidelines for teachers, classes, Daily Prophet readers and Weasleys. They never grasped that initially, but the goblins did. ", Arthur walked over to the table and shook everyone's hand. "To be honest you didn't tell me a thing about what was happening. Feel free to add a fanfic of your own to the list, but remember to use the template found here.. You can also add to the current recommendations if you want. Apparently there were five houses, each of them created by one Lord Pretanoi or the other in honor of their service to the realm or something like that. Owl Post. Fate finally had enough after seeing Hermione dies in Harry's arms no thanks to Ron. Disclaimer: All characters and settings are the creation of JK Rowling. It's bad enough I'm Lord Duke...", "Lord Baron." Our Little Secret: Lost: Scorpius had never looked forward to anything the way he looked forward to leaving Hogwarts with Rose. "What?" Moaning Myrtle tries to use Muggle firearms to kill Harry, Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Daphne Greengrass, Gabrielle Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Moaning Myrtle, Katie Bell, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil, Hannah Abbott, Powerful!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and Slytherin!Ron. Tasty stew. Even with some serious subject matter, there's plenty of brilliant humour and cute moments that relieve some tension. Have I answered your questions, Mr. Potter? The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. ", After everyone was seated Kreekle brought out official looking parchment, along with five seals. Synopsis: It had all started with a kiss. But he has one problem: His new, nuclear nose smells. I do not own them. hackstory: Fourthed. Synopsis: Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. His name was Harry Potter and he was currently sitting on a rickety chair by a worn desk that was covered, not with the usual candy wrappers and abandoned . The author would like to thank you for your continued support. So I'm Lord Pretanoi." "But I'm afraid we cannot acquiesce to your request regarding the king, as he has not been seen in this land since before Merlin. Harry Potter was manipulated from the time he was born. the remaining 10% is worth going mad from laughter for, "Sure! Synopsis: Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. Under the false name of Eleanor Young, Elya Riddle arrives at Hogwarts aged sixteen in order to perform her secret mission set by her Father, Lord Voldemort. Everyone gets mauled to death by tigers. What if Harry had an ounce of self-preservation and the vocabulary and sarcasm of a seventeen year old, how would this affect his school years...this is the result. The names get better and better. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. The Ministry decreed that known Death Eaters were Enemies of the State, which forfeited their holdings, not limited to Wizangamot seats. Friends who're not really friends, a mentor who wanted more than was meant for him. "Name." Adventure Romance Harry Potter Ron Weasley Hermione Granger Fanfic . A simple will reading in the Ministry offices can turn into a six month ordeal, trying to find the appropriate descendants. "Merlin's pants! Still funny, mind, but sometimes more in the category of So Bad that it's Good unintentional hilarity than actual jokes. Recommended by: CathalPicard, feral, Dame-Amaryllis. Harry Potter fanfics number at over 830,000, and that's just from FanFiction.Net alone. The terrified students must find a way to save their castle from the Skrewt siege. Comments: A silly little story that doesn't take itself too seriously, but still seems to be canon compliant. PS: Everything is financial! These are recommendations made by Tropers for Harry Potter Shipping fanfic, all of which have to be signed to stay on the page. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by Cloneserpents. He was asking about you. ", Harry tried to get an idea of where she and Ron stood but couldn't infer anything from her tone. "I'm afraid I cannot do that, my lord." Instead of instantly understanding each other, or falling in love as soon as it happens, their reaction to their need for physical contact is perfectly appropriate for a 12- and 11-year old: "eeeeeeeeeewwww!" Pairing: Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort. Harry Potter And Lord Of Zenth Mage. It was late at night and the entire town of Little Whinging was asleep. Branches off into an AU where Voldy's still around after James Sirius and Scorpius do something stupid. Harry as a, IMO, the quality dips for a bit in the middle, during the events of book four. He looked to Kreekle. "Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry. Angry Harry and the seven is a tropey Sinyk fic with all indy harry tropes, Lightning Lord is really ad, cringey super harry, thanks to a snake is just okay. I doubt they would have ever let me do anything except stand next to people in photos and shake hands with some dignitary from Lower Somewhereistan. Harry straightened up and looked at Kreekle. "The last time I spoke to Headmistress McGonagall she said he was doing well. Comments: Tim Roddle! "What are you thinking, Harry? I don't think this is the appropriate time... PS: Do forgive me. Arthur patted her on the shoulder. Extremely childish and OOC, but good for a quick laugh. What if he does something about it? This second edition features a letter written by J.R.R. Tolkien describing his intentions for the book, which serves as a brilliant exposition of his conception of the earlier Ages of Middle-earth. [He waved his hands frantically above his head.] Synopsis: It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. She attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, having been sorted into Gryffindor House, where she met her future husband, Fleamont Potter. Evil!Dumbledore, planned slash. I choose Ronald Bilius Weasley as The Sword.". Following the conference, presenters were invited to contribute papers for this compendium, which includes perspectives on Harry Potter as part of the curriculum, an analysis of the wizarding world's legal system, criticism of gender roles ... The fic is now complete at nine chapters, first chapter of the sequel ". Comments: Absolutely hilarious, featuring the Hufflepuff Shadow Council, which is sheer genius. "Fame makes them mad. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment. Plus he's old." 7 Lord Potter » by Raptor2216 Voldemort has finally been defeated. Fanfic /. — Medicus, Everyone stays in character here. 4 years on, Harry goes with the Fellowship, with the chief objective of distracting and fighting Saruman. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. ", As the goblin muttered something about uneducated wizards he shuffled the papers about and then focused on Harry. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. Harry looked down and saw an ancient-looking parchment with ornate writing. All in all, well worth taking a look at. They mean well, thanking me and trying to give me gifts, but the damned press always shows up and then it's a bloody nightmare. Synopsis: This is made up of "m-mails" exchanged among characters. 10 All the gold comes through Gringotts, but that's how it always was. "Kreacher minded the onions, he did. They, Also contains one of the most hilarious instances of. With the importance of this seat I strongly urge you to seek someone you trust above all other qualities. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. Harry Potter and the Path of Chaos by DarkLordRising Identity by HighBrass Harry Potter and The Problem with Life Debts by proton104 Harry Potter and the Path to Greatness by LignumVitae86 The Fire Bird, Act 1 by Demonic Slytherin224 Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-Bond The Half Blood Romantic by Sophprosyne Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Irish216 Synopsis: Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. THis is the brilliant work of one JK Rowling. Comments: Parade of clichés, especially from soul bond, harem and super!Harry fics (. Comments: Basically, Theodore Nott lists guidelines on how to act in a very sarcastic tone. In the process, he learns he's far more wealthy and powerful than he ever dreamed. "So who's Lord Pretanoi? When the Ministry tried to put itself back together it was, to be honest, a bloody mess. The Ministry files are in chaos. Harry Potter's life had taken a turn for the worse. By right of blood and inheritance, and as you have reached majority, you are the primary heir and invested with the title Lord of House Potter. Not even close. "Neville?" Concerning Smug!Harry; he isn't really smug; more or less he's just trying not to go insane from the stuff he was dragged into against his will, and he eventually wises up to the business opportunities. While the writing is somewhat clunky, Honour Thy Blood should be enjoyable to those who like reading about Harry Potter becoming more proactive and coming into his power—with some help from Daphne. "Harry James Potter. I was just a minor administrative secretary on an account or two, but for the most part I saw it all happen. Her best friend, Harry Potter, was now the ruler of magical Britain. A well know fic, still being updated but slowly. Found insideCarry On is a ghost story, a love story and a mystery. It has just as much kissing and talking as you'd expect from a Rainbow Rowell story - but far, far more monsters. I'm sorry, Arthur. Synopsis: Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creatures of all time. Kreekle left and then after a few moments appeared before Harry, blocking the door so the person outside could not be seen. Fifteen year old Harry James Potter stared at the nearly half a number of hands raised in favor of his conviction for the charges of underage magic with mounting anger. "Fine. Thanks. 32 Harry Potter the Slytherin » by ZaChArY AbRaMs In the Ministry while fighting for the prophecy, Harry sends a spell into the shelves of time turners. Comments: Features an innocent and insanely curious Ravenclaw!Harry whose very existence seems to make, Recommended by: TheForgottenOne, feral, Crinias. Comments: Short but hilarious sendup of mpreg fic. Finally, after a few seconds a word stuck in his head. Mr. Potter if you insist.". Apparently Occidamus is a title that translated means 'we slay.' If someone were to write a fanfic about the series taking place in the current decade instead of the 90s, how do you think the story would change? It tells the story of a very different Harry Potter: brought up by his scientist stepfather and a loving aunt Petunia, the boy possesses an intelligent, inquisitive mind and a healthy bit of skepticism. Comments: In a nutshell, the Harry Potters of every respective fanfiction get together for a group meeting. The wizard handed the vial to the goblin who then dabbed the blood on the parchment and said some words while waving his finger over the parchment, causing the blood to glow softly with a light shade of green. He leaned in, almost as far as Hermione had once done with a little beaded bag, retrieved a golden scepter and handed it to Harry. She narrowed her gaze. ", "My lord..." Tailslip bowed again before returning to look at Harry. Harry gains knowledge of his status in this world, his blood stasis and Lordships bring him under the watchful eyes of The Malfoy family. Please review. Think about it, this way you don't have to worry about him making a big deal out of things if he's involved. May or may not be Crack, but it's disturbingly possible. "I choose Hermione Jean Granger.". Ginny Weasley and the Half-Blood Prince by Reis Macleod, The Amplitude, Frequency, and Resistance of The Soul Bond. Harry Potter is Lord of Multiple Noble Houses. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. After a moment, though, he realized that the selection was not just something like hiring a new employee, it was a precedent setting moment, and if he was Lord Pretanoi, by Merlin, he was going to use that power. Fanfiction could be the most acceptable compromise out there. We have delved deep into the magic of the blood, and by using that magic we can determine not only who should be the head of the noble house but if there are any connections, any unknowns. Where it took a half hour or so to convince Hermione of her new position it took the better part of an hour for Dobby. "I can choose any magical being I wish, right? come and read as Harry finds out. Icsifil: Wayback machine has the final chapter saved in article form with pictures. Start of story 2014. This... changes things. A oneshot. You can also add to the current recommendations if you want. Also, one of the more likable portrayals of Peter Pettigrew. Synopsis: Marauder fic. The noble houses control the Wizangamot. Very well, actually. One who seems to have made it his mission in life to troll the entire wizarding world. Harry Potter, but in modern times. After finding out that Harry is Lord Pretanoi Dobby fainted, and then fainted once again after hearing of his new position. He sat still for quite some time until a voice pulled him out of his reverie. Comments: Absolutely hilarious. The Inheritance Of Harry Potter. Harry shook his head. Kreekle shook his head but smiled at him. Synopsis: Harry accidentally drinks an inverted love potion: rather than making him fall in love with the first girl he sees, it makes any girl who sees Harry fall in love with, Comments: The story is basically just Harry fleeing from his rapidly expanding, Synopsis: A Harem/Contract fic. "Dobby is very, very happy to start now, Harry Potter, sir! Here are some of the best out there. Fanfiction Fantasy Mystery Harry Potter Amelia Riddle Voldemorts Daughter. Comments: How to describe. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter. ", "Ah, yes. Synopsis: Dumbledore explains Lily why it is vital that Harry and his twin brother are separated. Come on, Hermione. ", The witch at the end leaned forward and gave the goblin in the center an irritated look. At least this meeting with the goblins is something new even though everyone in Britain is wondering what will happen. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap. Including the latest Muggle hit song- Gangnam Style... Synopsis: Remus comes home to the shock of his life. When the glow changed to red he handed the parchment to the goblin in the center. "Are you two...", She sighed and smiled weakly at Arthur. As of this writing, it's. That blade of Bellatrix's was cursed, you know. Synopsis: The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. That, and reading a Lemon fic with 13-year-olds is a little...uncomfortable. Place to submit Harry Potter fanfiction for review and consideration. Has to be seen to be believed. "Lord Pretanoi will invest each of you with your office by his word and magic shortly, but before that the other two houses must be appointed. (Basically, in which Harry goes back in time and kind -of trolls everybody.). They literally run into the Dursleys. "I present the Sword, Lord Occidamus. "Soren" also spoofs, subverts, and inverts too many tropes to count in hilariously insane way. "No." Meanwhile, a Seer Luna, indignant at not being ravished by the would-be thieves, spends her days desperately trying to turn the fic' into a Harry/Hermione/Luna fic'. The Wizangamot helps rule the Ministry. Pairings: minor Snape/Lupin, Neville/Luna, and Fred/Tonks/George. The change in Dobby was almost instantaneous. . Comments: I hate next gen fics. "Um, remember the Gringotts thing where you had to go and give them some blood? Voldemort only rose to power because he got really drunk at some point after being denied the DADA position, admits to having tried out an incredibly dark ritual without reading what sort of effects it'll have on him outside of a brief summary, and respects the Dursleys for realizing how evil he was when even he had difficulties remembering his time as the Dark Lord. Neville smiled. Description: Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. The alternate timeline is also thoroughly and believably developed. While it's generally written in a very rough style, that doesn't detract from the entertainment value at all. How are you, Mr. Weasley? Found inside – Page 299Critical Essays from the Harry Potter Generation Cecilia Konchar Farr ... Lord of the Rings, 74–75 separable souls, 131 translations, of Harry Potter series ... Comments: Even though it may look short at 10 chapters, the chapters are HUGE. Found insideBased on an original new story by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne and John Tiffany, a new play by Jack Thorne, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is the eighth story in the Harry Potter series and the first official Harry Potter story to be ... "Lord Harry Potter." He said. Traditionally The Purse is held by one that is capable of dealing with all financial matters in your stead.
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